Rush Readies the Masses for Dependence Day

In keeping with my policy of: All the News that is Appropriate to Print, I report:
On his radio program today (July 3, 2009) Rush Limbaugh reported that tomorrow may be the last Independence Day in these United States and the Banana Republic for which it stands. (Some national print newsperson wrote that The Stars Spangle Banner no longer expresses the real American spirit and should be replaced.) In that spirit, Rush purposed “Day-O” The Banana Boat Song as a replacement. This would be just great since Harry Belafonte, who popularized the song, pals around with Hugo Chavez, the fascist dictator of Nicaragua. Rush then played the song for Dependence Day. This seemed very appropriate to me.